bloodcoveredgf:

i dont have a dick because they knew id have a boner every time my favorite songs especially ones that feature a lot of guitar and drums and screaming came on and that wouldve been awful for everyone involved

podcastwizard:

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the hot new trend is “guard posting”

a-potato-of-death:

princehendir:

princehendir:

Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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a comment from cicadaskin222 saying: AutismALT
a comment from rando-ot saying: Trans momentALT


a comment from velicorapity64 saying: kung fu pandaALT

owlservice:

zombies-aliens:

riben:

owlservice:

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

They look so good

You have the best verification codes

I do what I can

milf-adjacent:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

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oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

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theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

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cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That’s fucked up. Who let you do that.

Mother fucker. You know what? I’m entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.

fnordseer5:

disgruntledseagull:

that’ll stop ‘em

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fellshish:

The metaphor kills me. You can’t turn a turnip into an inkwell the way you can’t turn crowley into an angel devoted to heaven

spinchs-field:

spinchs-field:

spinchs-field:

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

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like this

shoutout to everyone who’s sharing the interest that has caused their category 7 autism event. we are all whirling around in our autism events together

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spinchs-field:

spinchs-field:

spinchs-field:

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

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like this

shoutout to everyone who’s sharing the interest that has caused their category 7 autism event. we are all whirling around in our autism events together

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telephone7:
“ 1000-rat-corpses:
“hey how about you mind your own fucking business Google Rewards
”
Hog detecting matrix
”

telephone7:

1000-rat-corpses:

hey how about you mind your own fucking business Google Rewards

Hog detecting matrix

jetsskeee:

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bread boys coming through!

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